How many women does it take to turn on a TV?

Three and a wire coat hanger......

Me and my chums have tonight spent almost an hour trying to get a TV to work.
We tried different sockets, different cables, banged it, hovered it, waited....prayed.....waited......stuck a wire coat hanger in a 'hole' incase it was an arial hole.

No joy

No picture just white noise. We watched the white noise for a while, it's surprisingly addictive.

I won't tell you about the time a brief picture accompanied by a LOUD Rooooooooarrrrr of white noise appeared on the screen and all three of us screamed and jumped out our seats in shock.

Anyway, it's still not working so the answer is actually none. A man will be invited to have a go tomorrow!

ps. We also couldn't figure out how to turn my friends central heating back on after the plasterer turned it off. Blinkin' men!!!