Blue Testicles and Pointy Shoes.

Do women check out a mans goodies with a furtive glance down on a date?

Well, according to men we do. Is that just wishful thinking though? Perhaps we're just looking at their shoes. We women can tell an awful lot about a man from his shoes.

Pointy = quirky and unusual sexual desires - fetishist perhaps
Trainers = Low to medium sex drive - prefers a beer in front of the TV
Casual but trendy = healthy sexual appetite - might like a bit of sub/dom activity
Sandals = naked in the woods, beach, anywhere except the bedroom, expect carpet burns with this one!

Or ARE we looking at their packets and if so what exactly are we looking for? Are we admiring, sizing up, thinking lustful thoughts, trying to hint to the chap it's time to move to a more romantic activity?

Well, I prefer a nice set of thighs myself. If the packet is unusually visible it can make you wonder what message the chap is trying to convey or perhaps he's just boasting, that or he just can't help it, it's so huge whatever he wears it will show through!

In this day and age of baggy jeans male genitals are fairly easy to disguise if a guy wanted to disguise them.

Here's a story that will put you off your cornflakes.

Many moons ago, when I lived in windy Scarborough, I was subjected to a navy blue testicle. It was peering out of a male friends holey jeans. The blue was of course his pants and not that he'd turned blue due to those constrictive jeans he was wearing! Anyway, he had his leg propped up, knowing full well that his testicle was in my face!

I actually found this rather gross, but years later this friend assured me that this blue testicle was meant to make me amorous and had worked for him with other females.

So ladies, my question to you is, would the blue testicle have worked for you?


Leah Gray aka creative blogger can be contacted at www.creative-blogger@aol.com

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