Mr Chipolata I presume? Men with small penises

Size does not matter chaps it's what you do with it and HERE's proof!

Meanwhile

I have to tell you about the ture story of Mr Chipolata.

Mr Chipolata was so self conscious of his 'chipolata' that he wanted to capture his females brain, heart and soul before she got her hands on the goodies. This resulted in some really elaborate foreplay! Lot's of arm stroking (no that is not some weird English epxression, it IS what it IS ... Arm Stroking!)lots of snatch and grab and defensive manoevering from the Chip, er I mean Chap!

This went on for a fair while (friction burns on the old arms) after which time he told her he could never ever perform due to medication which made him impotent! The reality was of course that he was just a wee bit 'shy'.

What he didn't expect however was for the female to brush aside the serious medical condition he claimed to have and instead suggest he get himself a strap on. That did not help ease his nerves!

Top tip chaps! If you've got it, use it or you'll lose it!

Meanwhile if you have a small penis and want to have a large penis Click Here!

Or better still learn how to satisfy your woman with what you have!