We're just having SEX!

What is that 'one' thing that men are after?

A WII?
A football season ticket?
A clear view of the TV?

Ok, so let's assume it's sex.

There are some new labels on the block, now as well as

married
single
divorced
dating

we have

MEFB - mutually exclusive friends with benefits, this means you're having sex but only with each other, but are NOT dating. The bloke likes to emphasise the NOT dating part!!!!

MHS - mates having sex, this means you're having sex, and can have sex with other people,but are NOT dating. The bloke likes to emphasise the NOT dating part!!!!

Dear Fella's.
Re this NOT dating part.If you wonder why despite making it very clear to your woman that you're only having sex, in her mind.....you're dating! This is why when after a few weeks she'll come out with something totally random like : "When are you moving in?"

You of course will go into a semi-state of shock, will reinforce the fact you are NOT dating, and hope things go on as before. The woman will consider you are madly in love with her at this point but that you have commitment issues, perhaps due to a vile, nasty, cheating, double crossing, bunny boiling ex! Thus she'll keep quiet for a while. Then she'll come out with: "Shall we get engaged?"

You will be perturbed and may even cool thing off for a while, but if you can't get laid elsewhere (and she cooks up a mean breakfast)you may continue seeing her. After of course, stating once again, you're NOT dating.

Few weeks down the line, she tells you she has a surprise for you: "Darling, I'm pregnant".

...........YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED