Sex Talk - SHUTUP!

You know how annoying it is when you're playing Golf, or just about to take a snooker shot and the person next to you starts talking. IT PUTs YOU OFF!

What is it with people who start talking in the middle of sex?

"How is it, is this good?"

Well it may have been, but while all engines are go and the rocket is just about to take off for the moon......you start talking. Rocket engines shut down, mission aborted. Comand Control NOT HAPPY!

Find another way of guaging interest please and keep your GOB shut, unless it NEEDS to be open.

4 comments:

jOolian said...

HA...i'm a no femme...but my Lez buddy says i-ma Lesbian...
anyways.
Yeah, no talkie unless it's something more sensual persual and or to inquire of something that she may 'Like' or 'Desire'...and then starts a new exploration... It's based on that individual....
and comprimise on what mutually works for you both... ~julian

Creative Blogger said...

:) I suppose it's all a question of timing. Ask the questions when there is a lull in proceedings rather than when it looks promising! lol

jOolian said...

Xactlee!! ha!... it's really about yoo & yer partner and knowing what turns-off or on... but when yoo can have outta-body-experience thrill ride, who knows what ramblings siren about... almost like 'talking-in'tongues' (Whooa!!, Double-Score Bonus Points, 2 like-wise but opposite thoughts within one phrase!!!) ha.
~julian

RennyBA said...

Well, I kind of like golf - the only time a gentlemen like me can say to the ladies: "Watch my ball please" ;-)

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