Thank you for making yourself pretty for me - said the Doctor

A true story told to me many years ago.

This woman was preparing for her annual smear test, and as she was in a rush and had no time to shower she decided to spray her nether regions with deoderant.
Later while being examined by the Doctor, the woman felt uneasy as the Doctor was smiling while he probed her most intimate parts.Finally when the examination was over, he told her:
"Thank you for making yourself pretty for me".
The poor woman got out of there as quickly as she could and it was only later when at home she realised her error.

While in a rush to get ready, it was not her deoderant she had sprayed herself with but Gold body glitter.